16.04.14/22:17/ 3632

last-of-the-american-zombies:

Reasons to be a mermaid;

  1. No pants.
  2. No periods.
  3. Perfect hair.
  4. You can lure men to their death.
  5. Free clam bra.

ACTUAL MESSAGE OF (500) DAYS OF SUMMER THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY REALIZES

ughzalfie:

CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT CONNOR FRANTAS NEW TWITTER ICON FOR A SEC.
16.04.14/22:15/ 545

to the well organized mind, death is but the next great adventure

theimpolitecanadian:

when you drink the water and the tummy go sploosh sploosh

tastefullyoffensive:

"My cat frequently acts like she’s a spy whose cover has just been blown." [lexisayok]
16.04.14/22:09/ 10821
oliverscarlin:

Helianthus annuus ~ Watercolour on paper
This was a birthday gift for a friend, quicker than my usual approach. Been a long time since I’ve done a watercolour! Been super busy at class, cramming new concepts into my brain. Doing this sunflower was pretty relaxing.
16.04.14/22:07/ 5578

mad-maddie:

So are we not talking about hi-def Link in SuperSmashBros4 or

I mean look

image

how far

image

we have

image

come

image

back the fuck up Hero of Hotness coming through

Bikini Bottom just got real..

finalzidane-x:

nyx-010:

horroriskiller:

The boy who played Danny in “The Shining” had no idea he was filming for a horror movie. From Cracked: 

Lloyd just thought they were making a movie about a family in a hotel. He wasn’t even really sure how much he was getting paid to be there. He was only ever shown severely edited footage that took out all the scary parts, which essentially means he thought he was filming the most boring snoozefest ever created, because without the iconic scenes of terror, The Shining is a movie about three people wandering around in cavernous, brooding silence.
Lloyd didn’t see the actual uncut movie until many years later as a teenager, and suddenly everything clicked into place — those two nice British girls with whom he used to play and share lunch in between takes? They were ax-murdered ghosts who wanted his soul. That nice Jack Nicholson man who did a funny tomahawk dance when Lloyd accidentally wandered on set one day? Jack was slobberingly hacking his way through a bathroom door to murder Lloyd’s onscreen mother only moments prior.


That must have been the biggest mindfuck of his life.

Clever way to put a kid in a scary movie and still keep his innocence if you ask me. Now he’s got bragging rights for being in a classic.
16.04.14/22:04/ 131307
16.04.14/22:03/ 504
Canvas  by  andbamnan