dumbasschronicles:

mormondad:

real life high school advice:

  • dont slack 
  • be friends with everyone 
  • kiss ass like there is no tomorrow

Kissing ass really pays off because I get away with stuff because I’m a nice, responsible, smart kid that all of my teachers love so occasionally I can be late to class or turn in my homework late out get a little extra credit


I would shoot this gun, this blaster. And over and over again, they kept yelling, “Cut!”. Because on the day, during the take I was going [making gun sounds].  I never pointed a plastic gun at something and not gone [make gun sounds].
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I would shoot this gun, this blaster. And over and over again, they kept yelling, “Cut!”. Because on the day, during the take I was going [making gun sounds].  I never pointed a plastic gun at something and not gone [make gun sounds].
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I would shoot this gun, this blaster. And over and over again, they kept yelling, “Cut!”. Because on the day, during the take I was going [making gun sounds].  I never pointed a plastic gun at something and not gone [make gun sounds].
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I would shoot this gun, this blaster. And over and over again, they kept yelling, “Cut!”. Because on the day, during the take I was going [making gun sounds].  I never pointed a plastic gun at something and not gone [make gun sounds].
Zoom Info

I would shoot this gun, this blaster. And over and over again, they kept yelling, “Cut!”. Because on the day, during the take I was going [making gun sounds].  I never pointed a plastic gun at something and not gone [make gun sounds].
Zoom Info

I would shoot this gun, this blaster. And over and over again, they kept yelling, “Cut!”. Because on the day, during the take I was going [making gun sounds].  I never pointed a plastic gun at something and not gone [make gun sounds].
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I would shoot this gun, this blaster. And over and over again, they kept yelling, “Cut!”. Because on the day, during the take I was going [making gun sounds].  I never pointed a plastic gun at something and not gone [make gun sounds].

british-supertramp:

Hermione must have had a crazy good time when she went back to Hogwarts to do her final year, all that library time without having to worry about Harry’s imminent death or whether him and Ron were going to fail every single subject they were taking, like it must have been pretty fucking blissful

its-a-joke-mkay:

fidefortitude:

crofefs:

i love how there is no comments on this everyone just gets the reference

No. No, I don’t get the reference. 300 thousand people have reblogged this without a word, without so much as a tag, because apparently we all get the reference. I fucking don’t. This has passed by my dashboard hundreds of fucking times and nobody ever asks what the fuck it is.
I’m officially terming this post a conspiracy. 300000 people could not just know what this is. You’re all reblogging this to fit in, or because you know it messes with people, or because you’re the fucking Matrix. You’re the Matrix, aren’t you? You’re all a bunch of Mr Smiths living in a world of green code. Well fuck you all and fuck your stupid post. I’m off to save fucking Zion.
Fuck this.


Dude it’s from spongebob

its-a-joke-mkay:

fidefortitude:

crofefs:

i love how there is no comments on this everyone just gets the reference

No. No, I don’t get the reference. 300 thousand people have reblogged this without a word, without so much as a tag, because apparently we all get the reference. I fucking don’t. This has passed by my dashboard hundreds of fucking times and nobody ever asks what the fuck it is.

I’m officially terming this post a conspiracy. 300000 people could not just know what this is. You’re all reblogging this to fit in, or because you know it messes with people, or because you’re the fucking Matrix. You’re the Matrix, aren’t you? You’re all a bunch of Mr Smiths living in a world of green code. Well fuck you all and fuck your stupid post. I’m off to save fucking Zion.

Fuck this.

Dude it’s from spongebob